Letter to the Editor:
Where is Russ Thomas?
I read what you said about Russ Thomas, but I don’t believe a word of it. Really now, Russ traveled clear across the world to help build some guy’s fence? Naww…I was down at the Pub and heard from another guy I trust a little bit that Russ is in Mogadishu leading a band of scraggly pirates; negotiating with Navy Seals for no simultaneous head-shots come Easter morning; lots of cash, plus a large pizza in exchange for the safe return of captured vessels laden with pineapples. I even think I found a picture of Russ’ boys…
John Maness
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